Loveency principle by Arcemidese.
Say ur professor to arrange a practical for this theory.!
Reminder about your invitation from Kishor kumar Gupta
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Why girls r so sweet.?
my life
vkt fQj thus fd rEeuk gS
vkt fQj ejus dk bjknk gS
th ugh yxrk r¨ D;k---
th dj nqfu;ka d¨ fn[kku gS
gekjs thus dk r¨ ;gh iSekuk gS
thu thu cl ftrs pys tkuk gS
vkt fQj ejus dk bjknk gS
th ugh yxrk r¨ D;k---
th dj nqfu;ka d¨ fn[kku gS
gekjs thus dk r¨ ;gh iSekuk gS
thu thu cl ftrs pys tkuk gS
Three drunkards stopped a taxi..and got in..the driver seeing that
they are wasted,turn on the car engine n turn it off n said"here we
are!"...one of them gave the money n the other said "thank you"..while
the other kept silent(so the driver was a bit scared) and gave the
driver a slap!!the driver ask Y??the man replied:U almst get us
killed, nxt time drive slow?...hahaha
they are wasted,turn on the car engine n turn it off n said"here we
are!"...one of them gave the money n the other said "thank you"..while
the other kept silent(so the driver was a bit scared) and gave the
driver a slap!!the driver ask Y??the man replied:U almst get us
killed, nxt time drive slow?...hahaha
WHAT is TENSION? Ladki ne Aapse Lift mangi, Raste me Uski Tabiat Bigad
gai. Aap Hospital Le gaye, Doctor bola: Aap bap ban'ne wale ho. Apk0
TENSION! Aap bole Me iska Bap nahi! Ladki boli: Yehi mere bache ka Bap
he. Aapko 0r tension. Phir Police aai. Aapka medical chek up hua.
Report aai k Aap to kabhi Bap hi Nahi ban sakte. Aap ne Uparwaleka
Shukria Ada kia. 0r phir Socha k... Ghar pe jo BACHA KHEL RAHA hai..
Wo kis ka hai.? Apk0 phir TENSION.
gai. Aap Hospital Le gaye, Doctor bola: Aap bap ban'ne wale ho. Apk0
TENSION! Aap bole Me iska Bap nahi! Ladki boli: Yehi mere bache ka Bap
he. Aapko 0r tension. Phir Police aai. Aapka medical chek up hua.
Report aai k Aap to kabhi Bap hi Nahi ban sakte. Aap ne Uparwaleka
Shukria Ada kia. 0r phir Socha k... Ghar pe jo BACHA KHEL RAHA hai..
Wo kis ka hai.? Apk0 phir TENSION.
Father:my 6 year boy is very naughty .he make all our female servent
pregnent.. Doctor:how?? Father:he had punch a pin in all my condom...
pregnent.. Doctor:how?? Father:he had punch a pin in all my condom...
A boy and girl go for shoping. Girl- (jokingly)- You have nothing in
ur head then why are you buying a helmet? Boy- Yesterday you purchsed
a bra, did i ask you anything..?
Wife: Can you help me in garden?? Husband: What do you think, I'm
Gardener.. ?? Wife: Can youfix door handle?? Husband:What do you
think, I'm a Carpenter. .?? In the Evening when husband came from the
work, He saw everything has been fixed..!! He asked: Who fixed
this..?? Wife: "our Neighbour but he gave me 2 options..! ! Either I
should give him burger or a kiss..!! Husband: I'm sureyou must have
given a burger..!! Wife: What do You think, I'm Mc'Donald' s..?? :P :D
Gardener.. ?? Wife: Can youfix door handle?? Husband:What do you
think, I'm a Carpenter. .?? In the Evening when husband came from the
work, He saw everything has been fixed..!! He asked: Who fixed
this..?? Wife: "our Neighbour but he gave me 2 options..! ! Either I
should give him burger or a kiss..!! Husband: I'm sureyou must have
given a burger..!! Wife: What do You think, I'm Mc'Donald' s..?? :P :D
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human
hair canhold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 x the length of the
thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster
then a man's. Women blink2 x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just
to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire post.
.. ... ............ ......... .......... ............ .... ..........
...... The man is still looking at his thumb. :P :D :D
hair canhold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 x the length of the
thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster
then a man's. Women blink2 x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just
to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire post.
.. ... ............ ......... .......... ............ .... ..........
...... The man is still looking at his thumb. :P :D :D
what a student & teacher conversation !
Teacher asks johny : if dere wer 5 birds on a tree n ushot 1, hw many
r left? Johny: none, as others vil fly away Teacher: d answer is 4 but
i lyk d way u think Johny: i hv a questn madam, if 3 women r
eatingcone ice-cream. 1 eating, 1 biting n 1sucking. whch 1 is
married? Teachr in sweat n nervousnes s: well, d 1 sucking d cone
johny: no, d 1 wd wedding ring on her finger. bt i lyk d way u think
madam ;) =D
r left? Johny: none, as others vil fly away Teacher: d answer is 4 but
i lyk d way u think Johny: i hv a questn madam, if 3 women r
eatingcone ice-cream. 1 eating, 1 biting n 1sucking. whch 1 is
married? Teachr in sweat n nervousnes s: well, d 1 sucking d cone
johny: no, d 1 wd wedding ring on her finger. bt i lyk d way u think
madam ;) =D
Life Mantra (funney version)
1. Get up early in the morning(let your parents feel APNA BACHHA TO SUDHAR GYA )
2. pray to rising sun(taki wo aur bhi jyada FOOL JAEN)
3. Setout for jogging with your doggy(note: dont forget to take doggy with you as doggy works as an bridge to reach other jogging buty's heart)
4. Workout hard while jogging (let buties see your strain)
5. Come home, take a breakfast and dress well cumb ur hairs spiky to go college(note: do or not do other things but DRESS WELL)
6. consentrate while class, and answer every questions that ur teacher ask(impresses buties)
7. Healp ur classmates with notes and ur knowledge(spaciall... You better know whome !)
8. Give company to your friends on the way to return(again you know spacially whome)
9. Contd...
2. pray to rising sun(taki wo aur bhi jyada FOOL JAEN)
3. Setout for jogging with your doggy(note: dont forget to take doggy with you as doggy works as an bridge to reach other jogging buty's heart)
4. Workout hard while jogging (let buties see your strain)
5. Come home, take a breakfast and dress well cumb ur hairs spiky to go college(note: do or not do other things but DRESS WELL)
6. consentrate while class, and answer every questions that ur teacher ask(impresses buties)
7. Healp ur classmates with notes and ur knowledge(spaciall... You better know whome !)
8. Give company to your friends on the way to return(again you know spacially whome)
9. Contd...
GAME OVER
Its other matter if if you gole is 'GAME OVER'... HAHAHA
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