FUNN talk

Wife: Can you help me in garden?? Husband: What do you think, I'm
Gardener.. ?? Wife: Can youfix door handle?? Husband:What do you
think, I'm a Carpenter. .?? In the Evening when husband came from the
work, He saw everything has been fixed..!! He asked: Who fixed
this..?? Wife: "our Neighbour but he gave me 2 options..! ! Either I
should give him burger or a kiss..!! Husband: I'm sureyou must have
given a burger..!! Wife: What do You think, I'm Mc'Donald' s..?? :P :D